Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

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Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead!

How do angry people tie their shoes?
With a crossbow!

What’s big, purple and smells horrible?
A monster’s bottom!

What’s the best way to buy wallpaper online?
Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, in the fifth book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.

It’s a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It’s easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don’t miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it’s the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you’re curious – photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it’s now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

From the Publisher

Awesome Jokes that Every Nine Year Old Should Know!Awesome Jokes that Every Nine Year Old Should Know!

Why did Dracula take his medicine? To stop his coffin!Why did Dracula take his medicine? To stop his coffin!

What did one rock pool say to the other? Show me your mussels!What did one rock pool say to the other? Show me your mussels!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

Awesome Jokes that Every Kid Should Know, for ages five to nine.Awesome Jokes that Every Kid Should Know, for ages five to nine.

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Big Red Button Books; Illustrated edition (May 7, 2018)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 105 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1999914759
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1999914752
Reading age ‏ : ‎ 9+ years, from customers
Grade level ‏ : ‎ Preschool – Kindergarten
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.5 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.27 x 8 inches

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Customers find the book entertaining and suitable for kids of various ages. They find it easy to read and understandable, making it a good value for money. The jokes are clever and fun for children.

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